He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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