Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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