that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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