You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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