I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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