His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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