PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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