let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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