So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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