I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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