is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
