I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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