I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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