At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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