Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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