Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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