i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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