no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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