Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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