Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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