I'm passing your future prison.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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