is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.