ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.