It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
