We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me