Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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