don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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