My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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