She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.