Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
True strength comes from lack of pants
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!