Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize