if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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