I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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