you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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