god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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