I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you're hired as official boob wrangler
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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