If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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