your parents love me but you hate me
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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