Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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