At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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