I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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