it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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