16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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