So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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