I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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