Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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