Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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