would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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