There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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