For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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