Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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