Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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