I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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