if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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