My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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