just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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