I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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