That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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