Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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